A menu to make your teacher angry

To make your teacher angry

Is considered to be bad

So follow this tasty menu

So send them raving mad

One plate of lying

With oven roasted crying

And two dishes of being a boss

Will make them really cross

And then you have to bake

An evil chocolate cake

With five drizzles of being bratty

That's sure to make your teacher batty

But don't forget to add

A tablespoon of bad

To your cupcakes of bad